JESUS VANS

For church retreats, the South does not lack for vehicles. They are everywhere. 

                            If this church van could tell stories, they might put you to sleep.

This church may suck and the pastor may be sort of a creep.

He was kicked out of Catholic school and then joined a Satanic cult, but his musical taste improved.

Tommy fell asleep again in the back.

That's just a nice shiny van. Jesus would definitely like that.

Only used for events of the utmost sadness.

Not an ice cream truck.

A truck with a message.

A color that is not divine.

Will the lord send an angel/mechanic to repair this Jesus bus? The answer is no.

This kind man of faith knocked on my door and removed a tree struck by lightning for a reasonable fee.

Contemplating his lordship.

No Hope

United against the devil, I guess, maybe.

The voices are telling me to do bad things.

Pray here truckerman.