WHAT'S WHAT

This is a compendium of overheard conspiracy theories and random nonsense distilled into one long rant from a guy wearing a baseball cap with a beard talking to some lady who rarely interjects a word in a wholesome family restaurant in Georgia.

"When the African bees first arrived, they were dangerous. But now they're lethal and control large parts of Northern Oklahoma. The government, or should I say Obama, trained them to kill under order of the CIA. It was written about in the Muslim Bible. Of course, you know that Obama is secretly a Muslim and wasn't even born in America. It's been provin'. He may not have been directly responsible for 9-11, but the Jews, Israel in particular, and Muslims got together with their security forces and executed this crazy plan to scare the bejesus out of America, so we can't fly on planes no more with firearms. The Jews own the banks and the Muslims own the oil. They are all in cahoots with the Democrats and Obama, who've made government bigger than ever with his healthcare reforms. Do you know that taxes next year are gonna be bigger than they ever was in Communist Russia or under Clinton? We are all going to be paying taxes out of our eyeballs and all the money will go to the banks, who will funnel it to the Muslims, who will perpetrate another 9-11 that's ten times larger and nastier than the last one. That's why I got involved in the Tea Party. They know what's what."